{"id":2919,"date":"2011-03-30T09:42:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T13:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/?p=2919"},"modified":"2011-03-30T09:42:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T13:42:35","slug":"machete-shooting-crossbow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/machete-shooting-crossbow\/","title":{"rendered":"Machete Shooting Crossbow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/machete-crossbow-590x333.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2920\" title=\"machete-crossbow-590x333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/machete-crossbow-590x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/machete-crossbow-590x333.jpg 590w, http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/machete-crossbow-590x333-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis isn\u2019t the world\u2019s safest or most practical weapon, but if you were  going for the zombie kill of the week it would definitely put you in the  running. Indeed\u2014after the break you will bear witness to a homemade  machete-shooting crossbow.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ll also notice that it is probably just as dangerous for the  person firing the weapon than it is for the target. Regardless, we\u2019re  hoping this eventually leads to a chainsaw-firing cannon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TSU1jQoGIqo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TSU1jQoGIqo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn\u2019t the world\u2019s safest or most practical weapon, but if you were going for the zombie kill<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-viral-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2921,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions\/2921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}