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Audio testing commencing. Soundwave exposure may cause headache, hemorrhaging, and the liquefaction of brain matter. Should you experience these symptoms, notify an Aperture Science representative. Aperture Science is not responsible for volume control.<\/tt><\/em><\/p>\n If you\u2019re like me, there\u2019s nothing like a great soundtrack to listen to. What\u2019s even better is getting it for free<\/em>!<\/p>\n The first volume of Songs to Test By<\/strong><\/em>, one of three<\/em> volumes, is currently being offered by Value <\/strong><\/em>completely for free as an \u201caural stimulus package\u201d<\/em>. Now you can sit back and listen to this epic, techno-symphonic score and remember your fond friend, the Companion Cube<\/em>\u2026 who you murdered\u2026<\/p>\n As stated on their blog:<\/p>\n With Aperture-brand turrets, boots, bots and panels flooding the applied science aisle of your local department store, you could forgive the up-and-coming test lab for taking a breather. Judging from their latest press release, though, their laurels remain untouched by backsides. Bolstered by recent breakthroughs in the field of jazz smoothing, Aperture announced today the first of three downloadable aural stimulus packages.<\/p>\n Whether you’re a mega-science corporation with decades of test experience, or a young start-up liberating your first test subject from non-testing with a chloroform-soaked rag, Aperture guarantees results. Wake up your test subject, open the chamber door, and press play–let Aperture’s patent-pending rhythmic compliance enhancers do the rest.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n In addition to the 22 track soundtrack, they\u2019re also offering six samples as ringtones for iPhone<\/strong><\/em> and Android<\/strong><\/em> phones easy as just hitting the download text. Unfortunately Jonathan Coulton<\/em>‘s “I Want You Gone”<\/em> isn’t on this volume, but there’s still two more coming!<\/p>\n