{"id":6312,"date":"2011-10-12T17:59:51","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/?p=6312"},"modified":"2011-10-12T17:59:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:59:51","slug":"ace-hardware-store-launches-zombie-preparedness-center","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/ace-hardware-store-launches-zombie-preparedness-center\/","title":{"rendered":"Ace Hardware Store Launches Zombie Preparedness Center"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/zombie-store-e1318424987139.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6313\" title=\"zombie-store-e1318424987139\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/zombie-store-e1318424987139.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/zombie-store-e1318424987139.jpg 590w, http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/zombie-store-e1318424987139-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With a growing awareness of the zombie apocalypse, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.westlakehardware.com\/specialties\/zombies#human\" target=\"_blank\">one Midwest Ace hardware store<\/a> has created what they have dubbed a Zombie Preparedness Center for those who want to  keep their brains from being devoured by the invading zombies. Furthermore, the store has reached out to the zombie community as well,  offering sealants and tapes that will help keep tme from beingsuffering from the effects of decay too quickly. Their website even has helpful suggestions for both sets of clientele.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZeQmLhRTrx4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZeQmLhRTrx4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With a growing awareness of the zombie apocalypse, one Midwest Ace hardware store has created what they have<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6314,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6312\/revisions\/6314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}