{"id":8746,"date":"2012-04-04T23:34:20","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T03:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/?p=8746"},"modified":"2012-04-04T23:34:20","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T03:34:20","slug":"the-guild-im-the-one-thats-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geekworldordersite.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/the-guild-im-the-one-thats-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"The Guild: I’m the One That’s Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"

The people at The Guild are prepping for Season 5 to debut soon, and recently released a video for a new song called “I’m The On That’s Cool.” Featuring the voice of the lovely Felicia Day, the song is a nerd anthem rocking the message of geek pride. Check out the video below.<\/p>\n

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LYRICS:
\n1ST VERSE:
\nOh, no.\u00a0 Don’t pretend I didn’t see
\nYou roll your eyes at my gaming tee
\nDon’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen
\nThe sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine
\nThe latest trend has hit its peak
\nThey say that geek’s becomin’ chic
\nSo now you’re out of style as you can be
\nAnd I’m in vogue, so you can bite me<\/p>\n

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
\nNow I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool
\nTo all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
\nNow I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool<\/p>\n

2ND VERSE:
\nTry to cop my style but I’m the real thing
\nWhile you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
\nNever earned a part of nerd society
\nMy Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
\nWatched my Next Gen every night
\nWore a headgear to fix my overbite
\nYour black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
\nI literally can’t see my hand in front of my face<\/p>\n

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
\nNow I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool
\nTo all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
\nNow I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool
\nAnd to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
\nNow I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool
\nYou may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool
\nAnd I’m the one that’s cool
\nI’m the one that’s cool<\/p>\n

3RD VERSE:
\nRole reversal must be a total drag
\nBut there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag
\nI appreciate you for being cruel
\nI’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
\nGot my in-jokes you won’t get
\nLike Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
\nSo now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb
\nYou can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come<\/p>\n

Got my comics
\nGot my games
\nAll the things you thought were lame
\nGot my cosplay
\nFanfic too
\nGot you pegged
\nSTF-You<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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