His name is John Waite. He owns a nerdy comic book shop called “Merlyn‘s.” He’s running for city council in Spokane, Washington and he campaigns dressed as a marine from Starcraft.
We have no idea what Waite stands for politically, but it’s clear that only he can protect Spokane from an unexpected Zergling rush, so we wholeheartedly endorse his run, and hope he will eventually run for president.
